…Grumpy McGrumperson
Dislikes: Smiling in photos, getting out of bed, empty countertops where bananas should be, throwing leaves in the air, blowing his nose, and Mommy’s affinity for her camera.
Likes: Soggy shoes, smelly pumpkin guts, stealing his sister’s milk, applying mascara to his toe nails, waking his sister up, growling, breaking crayons and snuggles with mommy after a good cathartic grumpy episode.
“Humph! I NO Grumperson!”




















